Funny Whatsapp Status

Kis angle se main tujhe bewakuff lagti hun, pahele tu ye bata?
Kyea profile pic lagaya hai! Wa!Wa!
Lost my cell...seriously need ur help.........................................pls ping.
Have nothing to do now? Then start trying status like me.
My dear hubby ji, mere lovers se bancho.
I always enjoy my own company but talk to every one gently also-so kind of me!
I tried calling you, but a lady forbade me to contact you.........Surprised? She only said, "Your account balance is low".
Msg me here.............................devil is around...
Jo maja status likhne may hay, wo maja aur kisi may nahi.
Way, tujhe pagar mila? Toh aa, let's dance!
Hey it's gossip time again. I mean to say it's tea time again!
Lunch ho gaya doston, now I feel sleepy. But I am in office.So what to do?please suggest me.
It is my school children, where I met Your papa also.He was my classmate then.
Busy……..trying to find out the reason for being here!
Hi! I am in hibernating mode….....................................................till my project is over...
I am an efficient status writer. No? What do you say?
Ha ha ha, so you drink water too?
Dead stupid. He he he he
I think i would join them and have fun.
Chat fast buddy. Life is too short.
Stay away from me my male friends - my kharush hubby is with me now.