Humara nasib kaphi had tak humare haat me hota hai isliye hamesha haatoko dhak ke rakha karo.
Pyar karoge toh barenge mobile ka bill. Shadi karoge toh sar se ghatenge bal. So I am thinking to become a monk!
I am your friend but not a stupid like you.
Knock Knock.......oh shit, forgot! Click Click...
I am online...to check...if U r online too! ;-)
Don't look after my status...I can take care of it...
Can't guess the intelligence of a human being as they don't have "SEENG"
Do u think I am funny. Do i have tomato on my nose.
AIRTEL- Always In Rule Till End of Life.....
LG- Lets Go.... LOL...
Apna dil tujh ko de diya,mobile bhi. Ab tere ghar ke sare bills bhi main jama karun! Akhir tune mujhe samajh keya rakkha hai?
No status for the time being.....copy pasted last one...
That SUPER HOT DP in Facebook.........FROZE me face to face...
Dil hai na samajh mera, bana diya hai mujhko toh ATM card tera.
Le khaytat may main ne tujhko de diya mera dil, just chill, just chill,just chill
Missing silly billy college friends.
Tu hai jism, tu hi hai jaan, Tu hai sar mere tuhi hai kaan, tuhi hai goli aur tu hi meri Gun.
Sunday - fun day. Monday - phir uthao boss kandhe pe kaam ke jhande.
I might be a funny bone to certain people in their way for no reason at all.
The pussy cat always looks out for a rat.
You realise the value of something when it starts leaving you.. Like the chocolate you were offered and you declined.