Wife (to her hubby) - Don't tell a lie! Ye hak toh srif mujhe hai.
naturally stupid or artificially intelligent..... one and the same thing.....
I said-look! a cat! He said-won come on! you are much more khubsurat than the black cat!
Aachcha pakata hai ladka, maar kar tadka!
I found my doppelganger on the set of 'The Vampire Diaries'.
Agar mogambo ki sahi time par shadi hoti to vo kabhi bhi khush nahi hota...???
Amir to vo shaks hota hai jise call karo to call kaat kar call back karta hai!!!?
Mujhe chahiye ek aysa pati jo ho lakhpati !
Keya nasib hai mera! Subah se Jo bhi milta hai,dantta rahta hai!
Think before you speak. Might possible you can say something more insulting....
Only mosquitoes attracts towards me every night......
I was really busy in converting oxygen into carbon di oxide.
I wake up early, just to pee.....
Want to look beautiful, go for photoshop trial....
My degree is MM - M Married.
Please give me the words to write my status......
Is it your status or weather report - changing every hour?
Agar main mobile app hota toh tum mera kitna khyal rakhti.
I am so tired.............................my whatsapp is snoring too!
Pocket hay khali air salary milne me abibhi 3 din baki hai dost. So sad!
You are definitely a unique crop on our generation......