College has taught me How to open beer bottle with teeth and light the cigarette in the storm.....
Marry a girl who don't have photo editing app in her mobile.....
I looked for you everywhere, but little did I know that I will find you lying on my table! Missed you a lot baby. Come to me 'remote'.
My fingers are sore, but that can not stop me from Whatsapping. :-)
Smile is my habit, because I brush my teeth everyday. ;-)
Don't worry! If you ever fall, I will set you free...for a 'free fall'. :-D
Ladki or mobile tab tak ache lagte hain jab tak hang na kare....
Chahe gori ho chahe kali ho chahe bachche wali ho, koi dulhan dila de.....
A large number of wise people live in India - among them the wisest is me!
I needed a body guard and a watchman - so I got married !
I want to listen ur voice friends! - Kaan taras gaye hain mere. plz stop messaging and start calling !
log kehte hai mer tamanna yeh hai meri tamanna woh hai..... par yeh tamanna hai kon....
I am a bank employ and going to marry one of our richer clients today - so wise I am. No?
100 Rs. ka chhutta chahiye - do na - please!
Pagli ab tu haan bol ya na bol. market me tu meri girlfriend ke naam se register ho chuki.....
Google, Microsoft, Facebook, Apple ..... Sabke maalik ladke hain.... toh fir yeh ladkiya itne marks laakar karti kya hai....
Meri wali toh itni bhullakad hai ki paida hona hi bhul gayi. or main intezar kiye ja raha hu.....
Woh nasha sharab me na mila jo nakab me mila.....
My wife was the daughter of my boss. Now she is my boss. What to do?
30th ko Gf ka bday hay. Gift kharid ne hain. Friends, Are you listening?
Shadi toh main isi saal karungi bas ek dulha mil jaye!