Throw him in water, oxygen will not let him die, hydrogen will not let him live
I fear the demon inside me and so I wake up late!
Main aur meri mobile aksar ye baten karte hain,kaas tum yenhi pe hote toh mera mobile bill kitna kam hota!
Break ke baad jab we met again ajnabi nahi phir se dilwale hi ban gaye.
I was intelligent…and then I started writing whatsapp status. ;-)
It's going to die. Not me dear, my mobile battery.
In reality, there are two types of criminal lawyers….one, the lawyer and the other one…I hope u understood ;-)
The more you use that cheap fairness cream, the more you look similar…to a ghost!
Some people use "available" of their status like without them.......earth is going to destroy...............
I tried to lose weight & tried hard too…the best competitor I ever met is when I visited the zoo.
I am not afraid of my extra pounds; I am safeguarding myself against kidnapping.
It is not necessary that your prince will be like Cinderella’s Prince, maybe he is stuck in some sales presentation. Go and find out.
For Sale: Dysfunctional Brain in good shape.
My mom is more than Google; she can find anything but her mobile phone.
Morning brings the creative ideas to work on…afternoon brings the 2 hour nap!
I don’t always lose cell-phone, but when I do…by default it’s on silent mode!
Yesterday I read one status. LoVe In ThE aIr..... And I found that itne saalo se maine jo science ka ratta mara sab barbad..
Oh I have to wear goggles, my future is so bright.................
It's a one way traffic...eat...sleep...write whatsapp status...
STRESS- you in a locked room with high internet speed and only 10% battery........
I want to be an octopus to slap 8 people at the same time.......