Funny Whatsapp Status

Love gives you strength and wife gives you tension.
Whenever my teacher said to me, don't show me your face again. I cover my face by book and asked them. Is it OK Sir ???
Pahle aashiq wafa talash karte the or aaj ke aashiq jagah.
Pyar ki gehrai ko dekha nahi ja sakta, bas napa ja sakta hai. Dil se Vaise aapne kya socha?
If you love a girl then tell her in private because if she rejects you then its feel less insult.
Memory turned into dust!!! :P
The bitches are always rich!!
Duniya sach me bhot chhoti hai, apni girlfriend ke sath bahar jao, koi na koi rishtedar mil he jata hai.
Dil bhi koi dene ki cheez hai dena hai to mujhe apna I-Phone 6 de do.
Izzat kiya karo hmari Varna girlfriend pata lenge tumhari.
Desh veer jawano ka hota hai, netao ki to topi hoti hai ?
Boy to girl Bacche kaise hote hai Girl- mujhse ase sawal mat pucho. Boy- hmesa galat soch. Are yar bacche shararati hote hai.
Dheere dheere se meri zindgi me ana, kyuki bhag ke aygi to acchi nahi lagegi na jaan?
I love the girl who speaks only truth which does not exist in the world?
Ladkiya 100 rupye ki shopping kar ke sabko btati firti hai ladke bechare 1000 ki shraab pee ke bhi chupke se ghar aa ke so jate hai.
Science ke hisab se dil khoon se bana hai pata nahi logo ka fir bhi kaise sheese ki tarah toot jata hai.
It is better to be nice with your kids; because it’s them choosing your nursing or old age home.
When you see your mother is laughing at your father’s joke be assured that there are guests in the house.
Mood of the day: Leave me a loan.
Humare liye kya amir kya garib.........sab to bass lene me aage hote h deta to koi nhi ............
Yes I can do whatever I want but need mera rasta rook leti h............