Best is when they all think that you are working and you are probably putting up a arrogant whatsapp status for them!
When i will say that i am done with food!! lol!!!
Sabse dukhdai breakup china me hote hai, sab jagah ek he chehra dikhai deta hai.
The real fun begins when the guy starts "pouting"
Pappu ka lunch kha kar Master- beta ghar me mera naam to nahi bataoge, Pappu- Ji me, keh dunga kutta kha gaya,
Gussa to tab ata hai jab 4 baccho ki ma kahti hai- zindgi me sab kuch mila par saccha pyar nahi mila.
Door bell bajane k baad thori der wait kare, ghar me insan rahte h spider man nai..
Arz kiya h "ki tum hoti toh aisa hota tum hoti toh waisa hota, BC tu naa hoti toh mere pas bhut paisa hota" wah wah
Ab naa 3G chahiye naa 4G chahiye ab toh sirf sunno kane wali chahiye..
Crush is who crush ur career.
India is the only country where you can have " Underwear" named after a woman.' RUPA Underwear " ..."who is inside??, RUPA bro
Apne single bhaiyo k liye fadu dialogue " Girlfriend toh kamjor log banate h, Mard toh shadi karte h"
It's crispy, juicy and above all , it was made for me only - I am talking about my husband's bheja actually !
Hum us generation k log h, jahan log stranger ko apna blood de dete h, but apna phone no. nahi..
Qadar kiya karo meri, kudda kasam kisi din agar Virat ya Ranveer ki tarah famous ho gaya naa tho meri DP lagati phiro gi..
Do u know why Anil kumble takes photos in matches because to show the proof to kajriwal.
Don't be sad if your special person not replying after seeing your message they might be using very bad internet..
BC sab kahi naa kahi set hai bas hum hi upset hai..
I hate to add family member on facebook, because i have to think twice before uploading anything.
Marriage is one way entry, you can enter but never return
Don't choose Engineering, its destroy LIFE