An apple a day keeps doctor away, so if I need to keep away an engineer which fruit I need to keep
For Rs.5/- you will get lays+ air
Hospitals are using lays packet as a oxygen driver
When I buy lays packet I wonder whether I am buying air or lays
Some says person looks solid, I am wondering then how a person one who looks liquid would be
Some says that person looks solid, what is meant by that
What I actually learned in college is to texting without looking into the phone.
Teri galio me na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad, Koi nhi aaj raat tk ka to time hae hi, kl se nhi rkhenge
Aaj to dimag hi kaam nhi ker rha hae, ideas bhi 1000 ka note ho gye hae.
I saw a black nagin in camera during clicking pic and that is you.
You are so smart, intelligent, handsome, good looking, descent, well mannered.......but you have to learn a lot to be like me.
Your lipsticks are so pretty, eyes shadow are wonderful, dress is awesome, but even then your are not looking good
Raj:---Bhut shukria jo aapne teh dil se gaana sunaya. Pinki:--chalo sukra hae aapko gaana samajh to aaya
The biggest achievement is understanding girl
Don't get too emotional it leads to loose motions
I don't want your e-mail, I want to know whether you are male or female
Ek bar samjha du to samajh lena warna tumhe mera pta hae ki ..... me dubara bhi samjha dunga
I will change my wife,...oh..... wifi..yaar....!!!!!!
Donot disturb, i am busy with your girlfriend
Hum raste badal dete hae, jab pta chalta hae ki, age traffic police checking kr rhi hae
Tumhare surprize ke chakkar me, mere sir pr prize ho gya hae