Agar tum mujhpe chilaye , to.......me kaan band kr lunga.......
I do know why some movies directed in such a way not to entertain anybody
Passing in exams is easy compared to passing in love
Dont fall on road instead fall in love
Some one said there is chemistry between 2 people so I asked what about physics and biology
Karle tu break up kar le, ja maar ja tu break up kar le. I am happy.
Love is life and not every lover is your wife
When people cannot get success they says nikamma kiya iss dil ne.
We don't have fixed side of driving.. we decide on the basis in which side the vehicle is coming from!!
In this winter ,if somebody pours a cold water over you in the morning, then it will be considered as a terrorist act!
Among all national and international issues, I have 1 local issue..how come wind enters inside my blanket!!
Don't find me in the loneliness out there...Its too chilly outside, so find me hiding inside my blanket!!
Even the Clocks betrays us in morning, you think of sleeping for 5 mins and when you wake up its already 50 mins!!
A special kind of facial exercise is very much beneficial for you - do it regularly - just chew your ingestion properly !
Dil aaj kaal meri sunta nhi, koi samjhao yaar inko sunai kaanse deta h dil se nhi.
Dil aaj kaal meri sunta nhi, koi samjhao yaar inko sunai kaanse deta h dil se nhi.
“Bina payal k hi baje ghungroo” abe aurat hai ya chudail hai…
Suraj hua madhham chand dhlne lga, asman ye kyo pighalne lga, kya ye mera phla phla pyar he… are pyar vyar kch ni he bhukamp he.. bhaag…
“Aaj mai upper aasman niche” abe tu upper, aasman niche nhi hai, thik se dekh pagli, tu ulti latki hai …
Ye kali kali aankhe, ye lambe lmbe baal, ye bade bade nakhun, ye bade bade daant, dekha jo tjhe daayan, ate bure khayal…huhuhuhuhuhu…
Aye ho meri jindgi mai tum chamaar banke, mere joote saaf karna, hyyyy.. mere joote saaf karna, jo bar bar chamke…hehehe..