Funny Whatsapp Status

Tujhe dekh kr ye khyaal aata hae, ki khuda bhi insaan banane me galti kr gya.
Old concept "Where There Is a Will There Is a Way".... New concept "Where There Is a Road There Is a Way"
Tera saath mujhe aise mila, jisne meri puri jindgi ko dia hila.
Top to hum bhi kar sakte hain bas problem ak hi hai ki sala dimag kaam nhi karta...
If Mobile is spoiled then children's are the reason... and if children's are spoiled then Mobile is the reason.....
Money Makes Many Things, But Not 500's & 1000's
Zindagi ak safar hai suhana are ye baat to usse puchho jiski girlfriend chhodkar bhag gyi ho...
Kash ki pyar per bhi koi subject hota to aaj koi single hi nhi hota...
Tum aaye meri zindagi me ,,, uske baad saali life ke L se oode lg gaye
Arre, kambakht ! Bahat kam wakt bacha hay, Jawani khtam hone ko ayi. Ab pyar ka ijhar kar hi le. Nahi toh pachhtayega !
Meri mohabbat ne aisa mukaam kr dia, Din me to phle hi sone nhi deti thi, ab raat me bhi sona haraam kr dia.
Your WhatsApp status is not good enough - look at mine !
Ladki se bhat karte dhek papa ne bahut peeta... Aglay din ladko se bhate karte dhek papa nai pyaar se pucha-sab theek to hai na.
Padne ka dil tabi karta hai... saali jab light chali jaati hai.
Two girl cannot seat silently but now two boys cannot be silent together during match.......Am i right?
Can anyone tell me? why people says in love our heart often break and injured. Then why they wouldn't die???
Real suspense is when you cannot find out whether your crush is Single or not.
I found my love and her name is " Single", it is with me since my birth.
An experiment with chemicals will not fail but an experiment with girls will surely fail
If sun rises in East and sets in West then will moon rises in north and sets in south ??
The meaning of broken heart is heart is broken then my question is how you are still surviving