Don't argue with other when you are angry. just kill them
Itni jaldi gubbara nahi foolta... Jitni jaldi ladkiyo ka muh fool jaata hai...
Sardion mai rone pr aansoo kam nosy jyada ati hai..
Aisi thandi mai spicy bhelpuri khana bahut mushkil kaam hai kyoki insaan bhelpuri to kam khata hai nosy jyada saaf karta hai...
Subah jaldi uthna chahiye yaha tk thik h per gussa tb ata he jab koi thande hath humari rajai mai akar gaal pr laga deta hai...
Aisi thandi mai sabse jyada gussa tb ata he jab humare garm pani se koi or nahale...
I read names of all the states in India, but I never saw the state name called solid state or liquid state
If it increases your credit card bill then change your partner..
Boss:-Ramesh, ye lo 10000rs ka cheque as bonus for your good work, or agar isi treh kaam krte rhe to ek din ispe sign bhi kr dunga
Akhiri baar bol rha hu ki Aaj ya to tu haa kr de,warna me teri saheli ko propose ker dunga
It doesn't matter whether it's email or gmail, but I need your mail
Pati: aaj kya bnaya hae. Patni gusse me :-Gobar bna he. Pati:- kabhi meri pasand ki bhi cheez bna liya kro,humesha apna hi sochogi
Doctor doctor khte khte mareez me ban gya, kambakth nurse se hi pyaar ka silsila jud gya.
Wo hume dekh kr muskra gai, Dillagi hum se lga gai, humne jis din propose krna chaha, us di wo bhaiya bolkr chali gai
Kismat ne jb ungli krne band ki to hum khush hue, hume kya pata tha ki kismat danda lene gyi hae.
Achhe din aa gye hae, per kohre ki wajah se dikhai nhi de rhe
My Girlfriend said "I Pay Money" ..... That's It.... I'm completely Un-conscious
My friend asked me to send 'Person A's' contact number through whatsapp and said "Do Whatsapp".... But whatapp is not a girl to do something....
When nobody picks my call I feel that I am the only person who is jobless
I have two personal mood boosters - one is chocolate, another is you !
Tere chehre se nazar nhi hatt-ti, itna chipcha oil mat lagaya kro.