Funny Whatsapp Status

Kuch bhi kaho yaar jo log subah 6 bje uthkar nahate hain unke liye koi prise to hona hi chahiye....
Muft may ajkaal nasihat ko chhor aur kuchh nahi milta.
I'm pure vegetarian but I still eat your head a lot...
Break the rules.... make the rules.... follow the rules.... and again break that rules.... it's a new concept....
Everyday Every time I hit 6's in a row.... That's EA Cricket to me....
Your favorite scent showcase your trait and recent thought decently - hence, opt a scent patiently !
I have a girlfriend from the different nation.... and it's called my imagiNATION....
I can keep my mobile in silent, but I can't keep my wife in the silent mode....
I update my status in whatsapp, if it's very good or it's very bad I don't get any likes.... so read what I said its enough....
Kitni bhi thand ho per ladkiya kabhi ice-cream ke liye mana nhi kar kar sakti...
It is winter, too cold - come close to me, embrace and make me warm ! - My blanket - please !
Vehicles moves on road... drunken drivers moves on humans....
Chode di mene kal se shayari karni, Kambakth parso ka junoon aaj bhi hae.
So many time i want to reply_dimag ka dahi maat kar but my manners_stop me.
Yar ak bat samjh nhi ati jab chocolates nhi thi tb log apni girlfriend ko kaise manate honge...
I'm Seeking For The Thing Which Is Hided... & Finally That Is Parke Hide & Seek
Laugh with someone but don't laugh alone... because they think you are a MAD...
U are a GIRL... I am a BOY... Let's be Aunty & Uncle...
Agar train late hai to,ladkiya sirf intzaar or intzaar. Jabki itne mai ladke puray platform ka chakar lga dhenge, shayad koi item mil jaaye
Why during first night girl carries milk, instead of she can carry cool drinks or hot drinks ???
I'm In Confusion, So I Eat BINGO... "NO CONFUSION GREAT COMBINATION"