Funny Whatsapp Status

Tu lagti hai sabse hatke..tujhe dekh kr lgte hai bijli ke jhatke
Beech Rah May Saath Chhodkr Sochha Unhone Ki Raasta Bhatk Jaayenge Hum, Par Unhe Kon Samjhaye Ki Google Map Istemaal Krte Hai Hum.
What happens if we write leave letter as love letter??
My books are also hidden and not only my last seen in the whatsapp...
Sorry for the dirty language I have used in my WhatsApp status dear !
Just kiss me - else I will kill you !
I know, someday I'll wake up and won't find your text because most probably you ran out of data & didn't recharge it!
Someone said that holding gives too much pain . Then i left my job.. Now I am unemployed and looking for that who said this rubbish.
Sunn Aye Mere Dost, Teri In Gandi Galiyion May Av Naa Rakhenge Kadam Kyunki Swachh Sarvekshan Ka Hissa Hai Av Hum.
India me Election ho ya shadi sabko result pahle saal me he chahiye.
Meri wife itni achhi hai ki vo bhuki pyasi reh sakti hai par chup nahi reh sakti.
I don't give anything until you give me something....
Tere Issq Or Mere Janoon Ka Aakhir May Kya Hoga? Ye Ya To Tere Baap Ko Pata Hai Ya Mere Baap Ko.
I'm ready to mingle but no one is single... and I'm still single
I'm not single.. my mobile is my girlfriend...
I'm in the universe and girls are the toughest thing and it's an universal fact...
As you grow, you realise asli sona "sona" hai!
You Not Need To Waste Your Data To Chat With Me, Only Need To Take Route Of My Home. Here I'm Available For You Without Any Data Connection
Girl- oo boy u r mine, boy- ka kahrhi he moy na samjh ayrhi, girl- oye sun tu mera hai...
Yaar mujhe ak bat samajh nhi ati jab sapera naagin ka dushman hi hota hai to fir naagin-sapera ak dusare ke sath dance kyo karte hain.....
I start a day with whatsapp and end with facebook....