Funny Whatsapp Status

Hamesha yaad rakhe aap UNIQUE hain...jaise baki sab hain.
Dikha dikha kr apne gaal batasha..aur kitne din dogi hme dilasa
Just shut up and WhatsApp me - what you want to say !
Muje pyar me daal kr barbad kr diya..ja madam ja maine tuje aazad kr diya
Tu kisi ki beti hai to mai bhi kisi ka beta hu..tere ishq ke chakkar me mai arthi pe leta hu
Tujhse ek guldaste ka kharcha krana pdega..tere pyar ke chakkar me muje jaan se jana pdega
Jab Sadak Pe Barat Nacha Rahi Ho To Horn Mar Mar Ke Pareshan Na Kare Gadi Se Utar Ke Thoda Nach Le Man Shant Hoga Time To UtnaHi Lagna He
She is my wife or an advertisement of a wardrobe - I am confused !
Jaanu muje saans nhi aati tere sath hone par. . . . . . . kyuki chand pe oxizen nhi h naaa
Dil me utar jauga. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . lo utar gya
Don't see very often, just give a gap and..... SEE AGAIN....
Propose a girl as soon as possible.... if not???? They become AUNTIES....
I'm in a relationship and she too loves me a lot and don't leave me ever and ever.... her name is HTC Smartphone
I'm a great singer....I am a music director .... and I'm a popular singer too in my..... BATHROOM
Create you own way to reach the destination....if not??? REACH THROUGH ROADS
I need money ..... so...... PLEASE GET ME THE MONEY...
I don't follow my HEART AND MIND.... I always depends on GOOGLE MAPS
Har Ladki Khubshurt Titli Nahii Hoti, Kuchh Madhumakhiyaan Bhi Hoti H. Jada Chhedo To Dank Maarne May Der Nii Krti.
Sabse pahle pyaar to school mai hua tha, par shit!!! Vo hamari teacher thi.
Charted Accountants are the only species that have shortcut of calculators in their smart phones..
I proposed a girl and she said sorry I don't have that feeling... but question is whether I asked her for SEX??