There are many lice in the hair, but not one in the ear.
Ears are required to hear, so you must be near.
Don’t make fun of others, otherwise life would make you funnier.
Count till one million, I would be back by then.
NO girls, NO pain.... but I KNOW girls, KNOW pain....
I care for your call... and I don't care for customer care call....
I use live wall papers in my mobile always yet my mobile is dead !
Thinking of doing work but finally think and not done with work....
Males are more powerful than Females... but Males are just power and females are the full in charge....
Teri yad me itani dur chale aaye , Autowale Chachu vapsi ke 80 rupiye mang rahe hai
Amazing WhatsApp Status,Mat dhundho Dosto banane diya hua hai, Lohar Mamu thodasa busy chal rahe hai.
LOVE PYAR ISQ MOHABBAT sb bkvas hai yar
Marriage yields a lady the regalia in a legal process - in fact !
Jis umar mei Beta Baap ko gaadi gift krta hai us umar mei akhilesh Baap Ki cycle sheen rhe hai
Hey Sexy Boys.. Do You Wanna Go On A Date With A Hot Lady?? Then Why You Are Waiting... Go And Date Green Chilly..
He: tumse sikayat he ye k tum hme milte nhi , Me: abe o gadhe me koi sarkari dafttar ki file hu kya.. ????
Tumsa koi kameena koi harami nhi he,, kitne badtameez ho tum khud tumhe maalum nehi he,, ye tere harkaton se ab kisi hasina ko aram nhi he.
Jabse tumhe maine dekha sanam,, mere juton ? me tum,, mere mukkon me tum ,, mere gaalion me tum,, mere gussaon a me tum hooo oo oo ? ?
Tujhse bichhad kar esa laga esa laga,, jese barson baad keid se chhut rahe hen.. ???
Need a tidy lady for my wedding - Please God, yield me !
Wife is a ice cream...taste it or it will melt ....