Every one says that maths is fun, but learning formulas is so boring.
Formula that sharpens your brains, keep away from your wife.
Fantasy is fun in dreams, but we have to work in real life to get fun.
My style is unique, if you copy it you would be caught.
I am cool, but the temperature has made me hot.
There’s only one problem with your face, there are no pimples on it, it is plain.
Whenever I think of quit smoking, I think of cigarettes in my dreams.
If you can’t convince her then leave her, you would find another one.
I live in a world of dreams, I dream even when it is day,and enjoy it.
The only time success comes before work is in dreams, when we sleep.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I do not have to spend money on anything.
Always be funny and cheerful to make your life enjoyable.
Remain stick to your principles, so that the principal do not run from your school.
Laughter is the best medicine, then why to spend unnecessarily on medicines.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife just rules over the decisions I take.
I cannot concentrate on my fun, please do not call.
Can I borrow your heart, mine is imperfect.
My heart is on a beating retreat. It vibrates and makes sound.
Wife may run, but wifi does not.
A pair of shoes means two same items and a couple means two different persons.
To be on diet, you have to be tide.