SINGLE ho to shadi ki jaldi hoti hai, MARRIED ho to single reheneko jee karta hai.Ajeeb kashm kash hai zindagi me.
Market me avi har chij patanjali ka aane laga hai.. Main sochta hu ki aik din aayega jab market me patanjali k ande v available ho jayenga.
After the wedlock - the lips of a man have to be locked for ever !
Agar naaraz hui wife toh dikha degi knife..!
My study period= 30 minutes and break time= 2hours
I started dieting by eating a pizza and drinking a diet coke
Me: Woww!!! I got 100 % in exam Exam: bitch please
You can't see status because your phone is old . . . Lol ##
Life mein pata he nahin chala ke Jo ladki kabhi ugly dikhty the vo ab beautiful dikhne lagi
We are living in the world where educated peoples are getting dominated by non educated peoples . lol###
I want to be a kid because they can sleep for whole day and can do crazy things and still people loves them
Stupidity is a fever which people have a a lot but I am the one who have it the most
I was born cute and smart but my friends made me ugly and education department made me fool
Match on t.v., pizza in mouth, coke in fridge called heaven on earth:D
Live young,live hard, live like a superhero who wear inner wear on pants
There is no need of sleeping pill nowadays, books has replaced them nicely
I'm shy person.... but if I start to talk... then it's a unlimited talks....
Ywaning is the most irritating thing one has to face, specially in exam days
Aim of my life - become smarter than smart phone !
I saw a girl.... just I loved her.... hence I proposed... and I'm rejected... End Of Story...
Oh what a funny face you have made, you are looking like a joker.