Funny Whatsapp Status

Bharat chhodke janewale admiko kya kehate hai ? HINDUSTAN LIVER.
Hum dono cute or ye tere sabse bara vaham vala bhoot.
Kuch to baki hai....ek ummid h tere anne ki or sath me taste khana lane ki.......
Aadhi rat ko wo yaad aaye Aankho me aanshu aa gye Socha rone se konsa wo milegi Yaar susu karke fir so gye
Google maps abhi tak nahi bata saka ki..'Pyaar humein kis mod pe le aya?'
Police to police mere chhote bhai-bahan bhi bina paise liye koi kam nhi karte....hahahahah....
Tu mera honey main teri honey baki sb funny funny....
Na saza na maafi... boys k liye humari jutti hi kaafi...
Khte hn"agr pyar schha ho to milta jaror h", ab sala ye kaise pta kare ki pyar schha h ya jhotha? agr schha h to thik h ni to kahi or dekhe
Jo mujhe bhul jaye,uske life mei chudel jaisi ladki aaye,dher sare paise kharch krwaye fir use kangal banaye,uske baad meri yaad aaye.
Today, I feel funny when my daughter asked me why have you got married to PAPA..
Marriage is the key word to take entry into the world of entertainment - entirely!
Sun mere humsafar kya tujhe itni si hai khabar, tune chhoda mujhko agar to tera kar dungi mai murder.....
Beautiful faces rinse out my fence - always!
I Wake's up early in morning because my kidney can't hold bad things for long time
Taashme joker our chahatme thokar akshar bazi palat deti he
Dont get upset, because some plans are born only to discuss not to execute
I am a person who is generous to share smile and penurious to share money!
Biwi ke bebajay bewaqt behad meherbani - aksar khatre ke nishani hote hain!
Exams in summer is like expecting from back benchers to top the class
Need a fresh look - to upload my profile picture in facebook.