Bachhe galati kare to punishment, pati galati kare to daant, lekin patni galati kare to thaat, waa re jamana bivionka divana.
Jindagi ka apna maja hai, jabtak bivi sang hai, t v samne aa gaya to, kambakht remotke sang ho gai.
My mother calls me to say that i send you text on whatsapp.
Tamanna hay ye mere dil ki - surat pe ujala, balon me mere andhera kayem rahe!
Your mobile has no interesting app - that's why I call you a boring chap.
Na jaane kyu tumhari yaad me hmesha khane ka man krta h.
Duniya ka sabsa bda dar....wife....
Is barish ke mosum me sabhi whatsapp group walo ko 100-100gm pkode free...
Boy: Will you marry me. Girl: No Boy: Pagali mjaak kiya tha ha bol ke rulayegi kya...
Akhiyan nu chain na awe rata nu yaad satawe...To kisne kha tha ki din mein so...
Love is a magic but marriage is something - which is tragic actually.
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khyaal ata hai ...khyaal dil mein ata hai to dimag mein kya ata hai
Carry your SMILE & JOY instead of MAKEUP KIT...
Hey GIRL you are my LOVE BIRD don't be a ANGRY BIRD...
Ye dooriyan kambhakat bahut rulati h....please jaldi se aajao ab kitchen mujhse nhi sambhala jata...or ye onion to bilkul bhi nhi...
Single but not happy :)
I listened your voice even when you were silent, then I realised that I am using earplugs.
Tujhe jana h to chli ja pr mera dil to deti ja ,deu kya kan ke niche
Tum aaye ho duniya me kuchh krne ke liye ...... Eska mtlb ganda yhi pr kroge chlo niklo
Who is your best friend, your mobile or your charger? :-)
No money for phone calls, please whatsAap only.