The smart brain is wiser than a nutty one.
If a person is happy on monday..... thet means he is unemployed.....
Mujhe pyar shabd se hi pyar ho gaya hai. keya karun?
If you are a real life dumbo, spare me please.
How can I be available in Whatsapp...when you keep on calling me to ask "What's up?"
She said "Are you crazy?" I said "Yes. I am crazy about you only !" She said "Besharm!"
Chal barish me bhigte hain. 2 din chhutti hay - jukam ho jaye ya bukhar ajaye koyi parwa nahi.
The idiotic man who is a big fool has no sense in him at all.
Do not feel bad if your so call friends look upon you as a fool. It is a foolish thing to do so.
Pista rehta hu is rasoi me elaichi ki tarah..... bas ab toh ubalte hue doodh ka intezaar hai.....
Alow me make you crazy!
Yaar please aise akele bazar na jaya karo... log phone karke puchte hain... bhai kaha hai tere wali toh yaha hai....
Just want to insult you with a smile on my face.....
I always miss you and want to kiss you aswelll.
When net pack ends.... Jag sunnaa sunnaa laage!?
Do you think air is free.... just buy a pack of chips.....
Behind great man is woman kicking his ass.....
Why are you following me? Do you want me to be closer to you???
Wish I could go on whatsapping even when my phone has no signal.
Hey it's 10 pm and U r sleeping! Don't U have 'net'?
I love whatsapp...I love to sleep as well...how to balance now!