How come men always look the same before and after their sleep and woman get deranged?
To look at your age old wife and tell her how sexy she is…get drunk first.
I understood that you were supposed to make me smarter & a brilliant dancer…but I saw the video & now I need to talk to you, dear alcohol!
I don’t like to interrupt my husband; so I have not spoken to him for last 2 months.
The fool is he, who keeps looking crazily into the company of foolish people.
Lets nacho, blahhh blahhhh blahhhh!!
The fool is busy thinking about his own mistakes as a powerful tool for himself.
I am completely crazy about you and my heart suffers the absence of you in my life.
My head is officially full of whatsapp statuses!
If my suggestions are not good enough for you, let me know. I have a bunch more and unused as well.
I am literally clumsy when I am lazy…………
If Life is cheap, then it must be Made in China!
I do not expect others to remember me…but yes, I keep knocking them time and again…
I am not bothered about your existence till the time you carry your whatsapp with you.
Low Battery? Please recharge Urself!
If you feel, money can’t buy happiness; in all probability you are shopping at wrong places.
I can feel the noise of music if I hear it loud for more fun and masti.
Do not be close to fools as they shall always continue to fool you in their stupidity.
I don't want money, I just want to teach the society a lesson
The truth is Crazy people think that the ones working for a change are Crazy and vice-versa.
Music is my life it help me to found myself whenever I lost myself.....