Doctor-u don't care about ur wife!Husband-No.How could I know that she is 6 months pregnant!I came back yesterday only - after 2 years!
Don't talk rudely, I am your shali not biwi - understood!
Boy said"Before marriage,you should know everything about me.Just ask me!" Girl said"Yes,that's true.Please tell me your ATM Card number.
Gossip! Gossip! Gossip - all the time! Are you a lady or a Gossip Magazine!
Girl- Have 5 boyfriends.Whom should I marry?Guru-none of them.Marry me only.Girl-But you are a monk!Guru-I am a monk. But won't be........
chalna shuru karo - chalte raho - dekho paunchh gaye na!
Hey, its my birth day today. Come on friends (with costly gifts), to make me happy.
Thank you God for giving me the chance to see another birth day of mine!
i appreciate intelligent enemy then a fool friend.....
Just want to insult you with a smile on my face.....
naturally stupid or artificially intelligent..... one and the same thing.....
Away from the city ...away from the noise...away from commitments for some time is the great thing to feel..when u r with parents.
1st of every month one feels relaxed after all salary gona credit isnt it!
I said-look! a cat! He said-won come on! you are much more khubsurat than the black cat!
I always miss you and want to kiss you aswelll.
You are about to reach at my most private zone - that is whatsapp!
I am on the way of the house, where happiness lives.
I am fully changed - coz,I am married now.
Aachcha pakata hai ladka, maar kar tadka!
The good girl never changes in her life for ever.
The first cry of a new born baby is the sweetest music of the earh!