Main khud ek takleef ban gaya.... ab kya koi mujhe takleef dega.....
Usne puch liya ajkal kaha rehte ho..... hamne bata diya nashe me....
Apne paas toh ab bas yahi rakha hai.... kuch yaadien yaar ki or kuch botle sharaab ki....
Apna bojh khud hi uthana padhta hai.... Jab tak zinda hu koi kandha nahi dega.....
Khuskismat hain woh log jo tere pados me rehte hain....
Katl ka hi irada tha toh sir hi kalam kar dete. Tumne toh ishk karke har saans pe maut likh di....
Uska nazariya kuch din guzarrne ka tha or hamara puri zindagi.....
Ishk ka shok nahi raha nahi toh aj bhi gaun wali panghat pe or sheher wali tuition pe intezar kar rahi hai.....
Woh nasha sharab me na mila jo nakab me mila.....
Sympathy is the best way of treatment !
Give up smoking and drinking. Other wise I will never give you a kiss!
Chor na year! Annual exam toh har saal ate hain. Abi thora whatsapp pe group chatting kar lete hain.
It is a dark night hence even my shadow is not with me now - I am lonely - absolutely !
Just give me a birth day gift! I will give you a return gift - a soft, warm kiss!
I love our servant,because my wife hates him.
My wife was the daughter of my boss. Now she is my boss. What to do?
30th ko Gf ka bday hay. Gift kharid ne hain. Friends, Are you listening?
Shadi toh main isi saal karungi bas ek dulha mil jaye!
Wife (to her husband)- My mom is coming tomorrow. Tell your mother to go back home.
You don't deserve my sympathy . So don't expect that from me!
Wife (to her hubby) - Don't tell a lie! Ye hak toh srif mujhe hai.