My wife is a born killer…she dresses to kill…cook too…
My boyfriend eloped with my girlfriend. And I guess I already started missing her...:-(
70% of your body is made up of water & 30% with your sexiness; now you must understand why am I desperately looking for a drink...;-)
Tips: You hold the key to success when you know whom to blame for your failures.
Baby! You are so cute; you are a ‘fineapple’ for me.
A woman wants her man to satisfy ‘ALL’ her needs; a man want his woman to satisfy his ‘ONE’ need.
I prefer sleeping in morning to finish my dreams.
Want you live life without tension, then avoid thinking.....
You can think it is my attitude but it is not.............
Learning with experience will never get you a Graduation Degree.
How come men always look the same before and after their sleep and woman get deranged?
Anyone who says, “Good Morning’ on a Monday should be shot at sight.
I heard a lot of bad about you and now I found out you are even worse!
Life would have been easier where we could switch off/on our emotions.
All arguments with my spouse end into a debate; I keep on forgetting he was the captain of his high school debate team.
Getting ready for my next project…I need a volunteer and a condom.
Sex is awesome, especially when threesome…foursome…
I don’t want to fight with you ugly moron…I know you have nothing to lose.
Mine was a love triangle, the angle being ‘acute’.
Today when I was praying to God.....God asked...beta exams aagye kya?
My baby.....I just like to suck your lips.......