Question: What is a slut’s favorite fairy tale? Answer: Humpme Dumpme.
What is the one thing that all aggressive men at matrimonial websites have in common? They are all married.
When a man says, “I’m fine, he actually means it; when a woman says, “I’m fine”, she is getting ready for the disaster.
There are two types of people, one who pees in the swimming pool and the other who never admits that they did it.
I don’t like people hijacking my Facebook wall to post their Fakebook thoughts.
We are born free, living free and taxed to death!
I always beat the 6pm rush; leave office post-lunch!
I agree with my husband only when he is not around.
Question: What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Answer: It’s in the taste.
I am out of bed and dressed…now tell me what is bugging you, dress or…
I am in a horror house; I am the neighbor of the beast.
If you set aside the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success, there is no difference between me and Madhuri Dixit!
Your thoughts process your words; so be careful.
Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things which we never dreamed of.
I don’t go with the flow; because I believe only dead fish does so.
I am planning for an organ donation; my liver to an alcoholic, because I know for sure it will be an exact match.
Hot girls like you are the real reason for Global Warming.
With your kind of intelligence, I suggest you to think inside the box.
Dreams come true; so next time be careful.
It is easier to preach than to pursue.
After my marriage, I realized jokes on husband and wife are not just jokes…they are realities.