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If you are imperious, arrogant, snob - then , for yourself you are digging a tomb.
I need you and you need me_be friends_problem solve...........
I really want to master the art of getting at people politely because i get real violent and in the end i am the bitch!!
I am fussy to felicitate the obsequies of the obsoleteness , that was absconded in my mind !
My shameless eyes strip my heart in front of you repeatedly - yet it presumes that it loves you - always !
How can everybody be so clever, like i feel so old school as what i believe that the other person is also trustworthy!!
Use your own mind in the logical, sharp, modern and creative way of thing. It is totally wonderful in its own way.
I have an appointment letter for you - Mr. disappointment ! Just immerse my enemies in you - this is your job from today !
When ever I see you,my heart stars mumbling -'I love you'.Want to know- 'Won't you resonate? '
Always do that work which can give you profit like marriage, do something and get everything.
Yes, it's changed radically - I am talking about my destiny - not about d direction of my discretion actually !
You can never fall a victim for anything, if you are quite alert and take some positive lessons from your life.
Clever to me when you get back in a sugar coated manner, what is that famous Hindi quote " sanp bhi mar jaae aur lathi bhi na tute"
Procrastination is a welcoming thing - if it is applied on d arrival of ur death. No?
Mere negative thoughts se aaj maine break up kar liya !
It's my life or a razzle-dazzle ! - I am not sure actually !
In this festive time be a tender one b4 u become a sender one !
I am going to need tutorials from girls who are an expert treating their guys like puppets and in return the guys are ready to die! :p
Have a swarm of squeals against u life ! U never let me test d bitterness of d sad moments at all !
My mom thinks that i am actually studying on laptop! lolz
If someone wants to beat you, you have to beat him first.