My idiot box is my only companion now.
If you are laughing alone reading my status, people will think you are an idiot.
I don’t understand when a woman tells its five minutes, why it takes so long to over.
I never lie; it makes more interesting to people.
I am not a good reader, but I read whatsapp status.
Don’t pull the legs too much that it breaks.
Life is amazing when there is no formality.
Walking is a good thing, walk away from arguments.
No day is dry day…I have reason to drink every day.
Don’t make agreement, make understanding.
I don’t let my siblings eat cold food …so I eat all.
Handle your partner with care; it’s very fragile.
Too much of playing will make you a play boy.
Want to live more, laugh more.
Want lame excuses …come to me.
The spelling of abbreviation should not be so long.
Women are unpredictable than life.
Spare me. I have my family.
Don’t smile. I get scared.
My phone my life, don’t get energy when it is out of order.
Laziness and in activity kills many people as smoking does.