Think before you speak. Might possible you can say something more insulting....
Behind great man is woman kicking his ass.....
Only mosquitoes attracts towards me every night......
I was really busy in converting oxygen into carbon di oxide.
Hey watch your leg, I found it in my life....
Want to burn calories, just go and sit on the fire.....
Sad that no one remembers you, Get some loan and no one forgets you......
I wake up early, just to pee.....
Want to look beautiful, go for photoshop trial....
I date my mistakes ;)
Learning rules of life..... But why??
Whining after a loss is the mark of someone who does not know how to fight back.
It is the presence of fear that will let you reach your goal faster. Being fearless is overrated.
I don't need love, just need a drink.....
A piece of myself is lost when you are not near me
Fate is a game in which the opponent always wins
Right now even Caps Lock can not express my anger.....
Your mistakes will become my advice.....
Being Nervous is always a good sign But showing nervousness to others is a weak's sign
Dont try to be the Second Usain Bolt or Tendulkar Try to be the FIRST YOURSELF !!
Success from luck is temporary Success from Hardwork is permanent