The way I change my whatsapp status is exactly the way I change my mind.
People are deceptive...so are my whatsapp statuses!
Us kambakhat ko jhooth bolna bhi toh hami ne sikhaya hai uski har baat ko sach maankar.....
I am hungry...hungry for cute messages in my inbox; so Guys! laage raho...
Akelapan puchna ho toh barish ke baad taar par latki akeli boond se puchna.....
I love your hair, your eyes, your smile...come to me baby, I'll tell you more...
I feel ________ I feel _____________ Please friends, fill in the blanks. If you know me........
To win all races, be prepared to overcome all phases...
Log hamse kehte hain ki jhoothe ho tum..... Khush bhi ho or kehte ho mohabbat bhi ki hai.....
Hamare desh me ghotale rashtriya hit ke liye hote hain.....
Hamne kaha dil cheer kar dekh tera hi naam hoga..... usne toh khanjar hi ghonp diya.....
I am a wise person, not a clever person at all.
Bachpan se baadam kha raha hu, par akal thokar khane ke baad hi ayi.....
Kuchh pine ko ji kar raha hai. Chalo ansuon ki hi pi jati hun.
Tadpaana toh tumhari aadat hogi, lekin socho agar koi mar gaya toh.....
Agar apke paas dushmano ki kami hai toh thoda sa kamyab ho jao..... Apko free me mil jayenge..........
Hamari gali me zara sambhal ke ana..... Pair fisalte hi seedha mohabbat me girogi.....
Log kehte hain safed rang pyar or wafa ki nishani hai..... Agar aisa hota toh namak zakhmo ki dawa hota....
You can change your profile pic, not your character friend.
Socha zinda hain toh thoda ghum ate hain..... marne ke baad toh bhatakna hi hai....
Kya OLX or Quikr pe toote hue dil bhi bikte hain kya?????