I am born to have fun only.
What is the use of smile when it does not cost anything :P
I don’t like people of curly hair. ..It reminds me of Maggie.
Love is a dangerous emotion, it makes you smile & cry together.
Nothing doing is my full time hobby.
Exam knocking at the door, so I am logging out.
A good comedian can make you smile in smallest of the thing.
Nothing is hilarious, unless you think it is.
My idiot box is my only companion now.
If you are laughing alone reading my status, people will think you are an idiot.
I don’t understand when a woman tells its five minutes, why it takes so long to over.
I never lie; it makes more interesting to people.
I am not a good reader, but I read whatsapp status.
Don’t pull the legs too much that it breaks.
Life is amazing when there is no formality.
Walking is a good thing, walk away from arguments.
No day is dry day…I have reason to drink every day.
Don’t make agreement, make understanding.
I don’t let my siblings eat cold food …so I eat all.
Handle your partner with care; it’s very fragile.
Too much of playing will make you a play boy.