Honey, I guess you need to re-arrange yourself! Last night it was pitch dark and I found your boobies lying on the floor!
Forget past, forget regreat, forget about tomorrw, uncertainity LIVE TODAY
Life has ups and downs but all you got to do is stay positive and smile, not that all those who have everything is happy!
Oh it’s U! Sorry, I could not recognize you without your false eyelashes, teeth and wig!
Love is when you don't expect back! I did that, I loved you!
We are two different persons, me being better, you are obviously going to mis me !
It is never "the end" trust me, end is always nice! :)
I programmed my husband to remember both our engagement and marriage anniversary dates; Engaged on 25th December & Married on 26th January!
I wonder how my fingers are gonna look on those nice abs?
The nicest thing in this world is taking vacational leave and sleeping :p
When two fat people are trying to have sex; it’s called Mission & Missionary Impossible!
You are so bald that I can see the cow dung inside…
All my house rules are for other family members while I enjoy exceptions…
Not all men are annoying…some of them are obnoxious too…
Adult: A person who can only grow in the ‘middle’.
Busy ignoring you…
People often make me wait for hours to reply to my text with "Ok”! I question them back, “Are you constipated?”
The best relationship is what you can have with yourself, you should have the courage to rely upon your own two feet!
Welcome to the world of human beings. Mention your species first.
Busy Whatsapping…please hang up and never call me again.
What we had with us, neither of us will have it with someone else!