Clss mai shor horha tha to sir ne bola sb log shanti k sath baith jao,pichhe se awaj ayi sir aj shanti ayi ni h mai sarla k sath baith jau?
Jab bhi mujhe gussa ata hai mai pure ghar ki safai kar deti hu isse mera mera gussa bina kuch nuksan ke shant ho jata hai...
Gussa ane par jo bhi apke man mai aarha hai use ak paper par likhkar use jala dena chahiye gussa shant ho jata he..
Bf- jaanu mai tumhare liye kuch lekar aya hu, gf- kya laye ho? dikhao. bf-joon nikalne wala comb, tumhare sir mai jooyen ho gye hn.
Jaanu aaj se hum log ak dusre ko i love u nhi kahenge, hum kahungi i hate u tum kahna i hate u too, kuch naya kro..
Aajkal fone ko thodi der ke liye alag rakhdo to fone mai se awaj ati hai "malik kya aap jinda hain"
Jab tum mujhse dur hote ho to aisa lagta hai ki puri duniya hi mjhse rooth gyi he or jb tum sath hote ho to sab kuch achha lgta hai..
Interviewer-apko pta h is machine ka kya kam h? santa- machine apki hai, apko nhi pta to mjhe kaise pta hoga..
Wife-bahut sochne ke bad maine decide kiya h thoda compromise tum karo thoda mai karti hu tum mujhse maafi mang lo mai maaf kr deti hu..
Papa to pyaar se gudiya kahte hain, duniya ne sach mai khilona samjh liya....
I love u so much... u r my soulmate....
Kash tum mujhe kabhi samjhte to meri zindagi mai koi problem hi ni hoti...
Jane dil ko kya hua hai ajkal, ishq mai khud ko mitana chahta hai....
Dil ko lga ki tum apne ho isliye tumhare samne ye aankh chhalak gyi ni to sbke smne to muskarati rhti hn...
Tumhe apna samjhte hain isliye bat bat pr rooth jate hain nhi to shikayat to kabhi apne aap se bhi ni ki...
Jab bhi mai tumhare sath hoti hu to mujhe kuch or nhi dikhai deta or ak tum ho jise sab dikhte hain sivay mere...
Hume to bas tumhara pyaar chahiye tha tumhe laga hum tumhe lootne aye hain.
Hum tumse itna pyaar karte hain ki tumhari kamiyo pr hamara dhyaan kabhi gya hi nhi.
I d'nt know we r soulmate or not but i want to be your soulmate...
Bahut achha lagta hai jab tum gussa bhi karte ho or meri zid bhi puri kar dete ho.
Mujhe yakeen ni horha hai ki aaj usne mujhe prapose kiya i really love him since childhood...